"Reasons you didn't get that Second Date"

 

The date lasted too long

It was too much like an interview

You were too clingy

You gave away that you are a bit of a stalker

You're disgusting

You were to cliché

Too young

Bad manners

Paid more attention to your phone

You didn't pay the bill

Ordered too much food

There was no chemistry

You were late

You weren't there

You escaped out the bathroom window

You were Vegan

You're a little to cheap

Clowned around

You never actually had a first date to begin with.